<![CDATA[Everytime I get a small problem with a company, I call them. I don't go through their website for help all of the time (on some things I do), or attempt to get help via email (waste of time). I want to call them. When I do make the phone call in this amazing 21st Century world, I expect two things to happen: I expect to get a robot talking in my ear, and I expect to hear a person within a reasonable time.
It's come to my attention, however, that although I can easily avoid the machine part, I cannot always avoid the type of person I will be speaking to on the other end of the line. It seems the most annoying part of my call is not the robot, but the foreign person on the other end of the line.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind foreign people, as most know. I like them, and their vast cultural differences. I can also respect that they are trying to speak another language than they mainly grew up with in order to feed their families (or just themselves). I get all that. What I don’t understand, is why they are lying to us on the phone? I can tell when the person isn’t American, European, or even from a primarily English speaking country right away. The first word that comes out of their mouths gives it away so easily, yet they continue to give themselves names like Nathan, John, Mary, and even one time Charlie! It’s obvious that this is not your name.
I don’t mind if you give me a fake name though, because in all honesty, I don’t really care what your name is anyways. Just try not to insult my intelligence by claiming you are a Jeff when I know you’re definitely more like a Manmohan, or Murari. It doesn’t matter who they are, where they are from, or what their favorite sport is (it’s almost always soccer)… Just tell the truth.